Four fathers showing their letters.
ASS x 4
Sportin' CHILON's
We love  Beer and Bitches!!!
Chuckwagon,
Motherfucker!!!
II'm tired of waiting for everyone else.
Panama Jack's handywork
Sigma Time, WHOOO!!!
10:32, Hat Hour
EMERGENCY
If anybody has seen or heard from DEAD MIKE, please report him to the nearest ASS party. He is sorely missed and his bartending skills are desperately needed.  thank you.
Disregard the previous message. It has been a while since Mike was revived from his zombie lifestyle. He has moved up in the ranking and is now one of the most involved ASS's. GOOD JOB MADDOG!
3/19/01